Thank you so much for letting me step in front of you in line this morning. You will remember me - I had one item, you had 800. Oh wait, you didn't let me go in front of you! That's right. You just looked over at me standing there with my one pack of turkey while you unloaded your cart full of food that could feed a remote African village. Actually, I am not sure what is more pathetic. Was it me standing there with my one pack of turkey (for lunch) or the fact that you were rude and didn't let me pass in front of you? Hmm...
Well, I especially loved it when you pulled out your two $100.00 bills to pay for your bill and the cashier didn't have change. It was just the icing on the cake! That only added about 5 minutes to the experience. Luckily, I failed to wear my Kangaroo's to work because I may have jumped over and pounced on you! I watched as you left, secretly hoping you might trip, get caught shoplifting, or have a bird poop on you. No such luck, and trust me I could have used a laugh. Instead, I walked back to work totally unamused with my little pack of turkey.
Where did you go? We should have definitely done lunch!
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Did you get the license plate number?
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